你好亚历山大 我是斯图尔特 Hello, Alexander. It's Stuart.
你好斯图尔特 Hello, Stuart.
我是喝了不少酒什么的 You know, admitting I've had lots to drink and that,
但我一直在想 but I can't help reflect...
我叫亚历山大 I'm Alexander,
我是那个戴着眼镜正在开车的家伙 the bloke in the glasses driving,
磁带里嘟嘟囔囔的是斯图尔特 not the mumbly one on the tape. That's Stuart.
2000年我认识了斯图尔特 I got to know Stuart in 2000
并决定把他的经历写成传记 and decided to write his biography.
我朋友都觉得我疯了 All my friends said it was mad.
他不过是个无名小卒 I mean, after all this man was unknown,
没有作为 毫无名气 he wasn't famous, not a celebrity,
但最后书写出来还不错 but the book turned out okay.
遗憾的是斯图尔特未能和我一起分享这些 Just wish Stuart could have been here to see it.
由真实故事改编
我想这大概是首部写流浪汉的传记 I think it was the first ever biography of a homeless man.
记录了他从出生至今的生活 From birth to the present day.
我曾迎威风嘘嘘 I've been pissing in the wind
傻兮兮咧嘴而笑 I chanced a foolish grin
口水一路流到下巴 And dribbled on my chin
如今我四处游荡 And now the ground shifts beneath my feet
斯图尔特 倒带人生
与人点头之交 无人知我姓名 The faces that I greet never know my name
只需赐我些微 Just give me something
我不会带走一丝 I'll take nothing
由亚历山大·马斯特斯同名小说改编
只需赐我些微 Just give me something
我不会带走一丝 I'll take nothing
冬暖之家收容所
2000年时 为了挣点零花钱 So, back in 2000 I was earning a bit of extra pocket money
我在剑桥的一家日间收容所做筹款人 working as a fundraiser at Wintercomfort,
那里叫冬暖之家 小地方却业务繁忙 which is a busy little day shelter in Cambridge,
通常挤满了流浪汉 normally full of homeless people.
直到某个清晨 Full, that is, until the morning
警察突然闯进来进行搜捕 that the police decided to raid the place.
他们被捕了 They've been arrested.
所有人 All of them?
那倒不错 What a good idea.
不不 其实被捕的只有 Uh, no, no. It was, um,
露丝 我的老板 just my boss, Ruth,
还有他的助手约翰 and um, her deputy, John.
有些人在收容所里 Some of the clients have been
偷偷地贩卖毒品 secretly dealing drugs on the premises
而露丝和约翰负责这家收容所的运营 but because Ruth and John ran the charity,
所以要承担全部责任 they were held responsible.
那些警察有影像资料作证据 They've got evidence, on film.
我对这种不公正地待遇感到非常愤慨 I was furious at the injustice of it.
这件事发生后 我头一次 And, then really, for the first time in my life
开始真切地关注流浪汉 I actually began to take a real
想为他们做些事情 and practical interest in the homeless.
滚开 猪头 Fuck off, pisshead!
我要向你们介绍亚历山大·马斯特斯 I'd like to introduce to you Alexander Masters,
释放剑桥两人
一个无私奉献的流浪汉之友 a dedicated friend of the homeless himself,
也是我们这次活动的主席 chairman of the campaign.
我们本以为他们肯定会被无罪释放 Oh, we were convinced they'd never be convicted.
你想 就算冒着坐牢的危险也还有人贩毒 I mean, if prisons can't control drugs
露丝和约翰又怎么会有义务阻止这些 then how could Ruth and John be expected to?
如各位所知 As everyone knows,
今晚我们为了露丝·怀纳和约翰聚在一起 we're here this evening about Ruth Wyner and John...
负责审判的豪沃思法官分别判了 The judge, Justice Howarth send them down
他们4年和5年的有期徒刑 ...for five years, and four years.
-真丢脸 -谢谢 - Shame. - Thank you.
-这是法西斯暴行 -谢谢 - Fascist. - Thank you.
但现在是关键时刻 我们该做些什么 But this is the crunch, what are we going to do about it?
要如何让露丝和约翰免受牢狱之苦 How is this campaign going to get Ruth and John out?
-请讲 -我们可以送书给他们 - Yes? - We could send them books.
班扬的书很适合在监狱里看 Bunyan, he's good for prisons.
约翰·班扬 英国著名作家 布道家
要送书热内的《玫瑰奇迹》更好 Hardly. Miracle of the Rose, by Genet, if you must.
法国小说 描写同性恋和监狱生活
不好意思 这些都没用 Excuse me, this isn't gonna work.
寄书给他们吗 Sending them books, eh?
盒子装不下 It won't fit in the box.
-什么意思 -给犯人装私人物品的 - Sorry? - The inmate's belongings.
每人都有 Everyone's got one.
那是谁 Who is that?
不知道 我看他们都长一个样 No idea. They all look the same to me.
还允许你带块地毯 但是那也塞不进盒子 You're also allowed a piece of carpet what won't fit in your box,
或是虎皮鹦鹉 金丝雀 and a budgie or, or a canary,
但显然笼子就比那盒子大 and obviously the cage is not going to fit in the box.
送书给露丝和约翰 还不是折磨他们 But, it is Ruth and John what will suffer.
那么些书 也塞不到盒子里 All of them books, the screws will just chuck them out
狱卒都给他们直接扔了 because they won't fit in your box.
我没在开玩笑 但你们要搞活动 I'm not being funny, but you should really know about boxes
得先把盒子问题弄弄清楚 if you're gonna have a campaign.
我叫晶什禀 Me name's Psycho,
但你也可以叫我斯图尔特 but you can call me Stuart, if you like.
你住在哪 Um, what's your address?
月桂路2号 2 Laurel Lane.
释放露丝·怀纳和约翰·布洛克
他们帮过我 给我找医生给我衣服 Yeah, they help me: doctors, a couple clothes,
有时还给顿午饭 有两个布丁呢 outreach, sometimes lunch with two puddings.
都很尽心尽力的 这两个人 Yeah, they put it all on, those two.
还有工作人员 And the staff.
我没有开玩笑 我很感激他们 I'm not being funny, yeah, but I am really grateful.
前些天我去做了个特别棒的 The other day I got a really lovely...
真不错 Oh, great.
-要帮忙吗 -是 好 - Can I help? - Yeah, uh, yeah.
我就这样认识了斯图尔特·史都华 That's how I first met Stuart Shorter.
一个街头混混 酒鬼 瘾君子 Street brawler, alcoholic, a heroin addict,
反社会故事大王 sociopathic street raconteur
欢迎来到剑桥
喜欢把玩刀具 with a fondness for what he called
他管那些叫做"银色的带子" "little strips of silver". Knives, to you and me.
谢谢你能帮我们存放这些东西 Thank you very much for agreeing to store these.
没什么 Oh, no problem.
当心脚下 这边来 伙计 Mind the step. Oh, dear. Here you go, mate.
欢迎光临寒舍 Welcome to my humble abode.
月桂路2号 这些是月桂树没错吧 2 Laurel Lane. Well, they are laurels, aren't they?
今天早上我吃早饭的时候 I only heard about the meeting this morning
才听说你们要开会 when I was picking up my breakfast.
这是你的地址 Your address?
写在上面可不是什么好主意 伙计 A bad idea, number one, mate.
什么三教九流的人都会去找你 You could get any old riff-raff showing up.
什么事 Yes?
我填了些信封 I've addressed some envelopes.
-这些...-还可以吧 - Which, uh... - They alright?
糟透了 Horrible.
关于抗议活动 我有个金点子 I've had a blinding idea for the campaign.
可以让我们上电视 Yeah, get us on television and all.
也没什么暴力活动 Not even violent,
如果不考虑绑架那部分的话 if we leave out the kidnapping.
-你要进来坐吗 -当然 太好了 - Do you want to come in? - Oh, yes please.
外面有点潮 It's a bit wet out there.
真不错 Ooh, that's nice.
-你要多少糖 -有多少要多少 - How many sugars? - As many as you got, mate.
烫 Hot.
这一堆书 All them books.
你全读过吗 Have you read all of them?
没有 No.
读了一半 Half?
也没有 Not exactly.
《捕食的黄蜂》 The Hunting Wasp.
整本书都讲那种夏季的小昆虫吗 A whole book about them little summer things.
书名《捕食的黄蜂》
这本呢 这本讲什么 This one. What is this one about?
书名《淡紫色》
淡紫色 The colour mauve.
这要怎么讲 How do you fucking get away with this?
我那个金点子 Now, this blinding idea.
你有车吗 Have you got a car?
没有 No.
你更喜欢哪种 大众还是沃尔沃 What do you like better: Volvo or VW?
几周之后 And then a few weeks later
我突然想给他写本书 I had the idea about the book
于是就开始做了点调查 and started doing a little research.
那孩子受了不少苦 That boy has suffered.
斯图尔特的祖母
你是该给他写本书 He deserves a book.
你也该给我写本书 You should write a book about me.
他一直很贴心 Always such a caring boy.
斯图尔特的妈妈 朱迪丝
是个无忧无虑的小家伙 Happy-go-lucky little thing.
总是四处乱跑 上帝保佑他 Legs all over the show, bless him.
三个月后 我们按照斯图尔特的金点子 Three months after that we carried out Stuart's blinding idea
决定去内政部门前过夜 which was a sleep-over protest in front of the home office
向当时的内政大臣杰克·司卓抗议 to persuade the then Home Secretary, Jack Straw,
说服他释放露丝和约翰 to release Ruth and John.
他之前打算绑架内政大臣 Which was better than his first idea,
显然这个计划好得多 which was to kidnap him.
斯图尔特为我们解决了交通问题 Stuart took care of our transport. Somehow.
在驱车去伦敦的途中 And on the way to London
我给他读了书的前几页 I read him the first few pages of my book idea.
斯图尔特·克莱夫·史都华 "Stuart Clive Shorter
曾经是个无忧无虑的小男孩 was a happy-go-lucky little boy,
"他是我最贴心的孩子" 'the most considerate of my children',
他母亲回忆道 marvels his mother."
瞎扯 无聊透顶 Bollocks! Boring!
你到底为啥要写这书 Why do you want to write this fucking book anyway?
为了挣很多很多很多钱 To make lots and lots and lots of money.
你真觉得写这些能挣到钱吗 Seriously? You think you can make money out of it?
可以啊 大概吧 Could, maybe.
这种无聊东西还能挣钱 Something as boring as that?
别这么没礼貌 再说了 Don't be so rude. Anyway,
你童年这么无聊又不能赖我 it's not my fault that you started out so dull.
你要写得更刺激点 You gotta make it more exciting.
倒着写吧 Do it backwards.
像写神秘谋杀案一样 像那些畅销书一样 Like a murder mystery. Like a best-seller.
像汤姆·克兰西写得那些书 You know, like what Tom Clancy writes.
汤姆·克兰西 美国反恐惊悚小说大师
我是怎么落到这地步的 Yeah! How'd I get to be like this?
什么扼杀了那个曾经乖巧的小男孩 What murdered the little boy I was?
得让那些上班族看了眼前一亮 Make them nine-to-five sit up.
打个比方 往洗衣机里扔了了10只袜子出来7只,其他到哪去了 I mean, you put ten socks in the washing machine and only seven come out where the other go
-再给你讲一个 -斯图尔特 - I'll tell you another thing and all... - Stuart?
你把机器拆开 它们也不在里面 You take the machine apart and it ain't in it neither.
-斯图尔特 -什么 - Stuart? - What?
-这是什么 -什么 - What's this? - What?
这个 This.
这个 亚历山大 叫做虱子 That, Alexander, is a lice.
你蛋蛋附近最容易长这些 The main place you get those is around your bollocks.
这虱子会长大的 That lice, that'll grow.
疥虫比这小 Scabies are smaller
它们会钻到你皮肤下面 and they go under the skin
就待在那里啃你 and live there, literally nibbling.
剑桥到伦敦 80.4公里的路 It took five and a half hours for our convoy
我们车队开了足足5个半小时 to do the 50 miles from Cambridge to London.
斯图尔特的时速从没超过50公里每小时 Stuart would never drive above 30 miles an hour.
沃尔瑟姆斯托市政厅
看啊 白金汉宫 Hey, Buckingham Palace.
净胡说八道 What a load of bollocks! Huh!
谁需要女王啊 Who needs a queen?
内政部
-不不 别这么铺 -什么 - Oh, no, no. No, not like that. - What?
用这个 铺在下面 懂了吗 这样 Use this, right? Underneath, yeah? Here you are.
下面散掉的热比上面多多了 You lose more heat that way than you do that way.
释放剑桥两人
这才是露丝和约翰所需 身后长眼时刻提防 Ruth and John need these: eyes on the back of their heads!
拒绝暴力统治 End police state now!
他们什么也没做 People are being wrongfully imprisoned
不过做做慈善 帮帮流浪汉 for working in a charity and doing nothing
就被不正当关押了 but trying to help the homeless.
不公正审判导致 Charity workers in prison
慈善工作者被关押 滚吧你们 because of a miscarriage of... Oh, fuck off.
不公正审判导致慈善工作者被关押 Charity workers in prison because of a miscarriage of justice.
各位 大家听着 Okay, listen up, everyone! Everyone! Listen up!
请大家静一静 Everyone, please. Quiet, please!
各位 我们需要你们过来一点 谢谢 Everyone, we need you to move this way, thank you.
等一下 等等 Wait a minute, hold on, hold on.
为什么 我们是和平抗议 Why? This is a peaceful protest.
就是 到底为什么 Yeah! Fucking why?
未经内政部允许 You can't cross these brass flags
不得越过这些黄铜旗 if the Home Office doesn't want you to.
该死的 这是社会主义法西斯 That's social fucking fascism, that is!
然后还得在你们后方围上栅栏 And then we must put a fence in behind you
确保你们不会非法闯入 to ensure you're not trespassing and ones
-两边也得放置栅栏保护你们 -什么 - on either side to protect you. - What?
确保路过的群众不会踩到你们 先生 From the public, sir. They might step on you.
还得在你们前方放置栅栏 And a fence in front just in case during the night
以防你们睡着后滚到马路上被车轧 you roll onto the road and get run over.
我看出来了 你就是想把我们关到笼子里 Oh, I see. So you mean to cage us in completely.
我没说笼子 先生 那是你说的 I didn't say cage, sir, no. That was your word.
犯人真的有工资拿吗 Do prisoners really get wages?
是啊 Yeah.
像一般人挣得那么多吗 You mean a lot like normal people?
是啊 能小赚一笔呢 Yeah, make a fucking fortune.
每周监狱里都出来不少千万富翁 Millionaires coming out of the nick every week.
肥猫监狱
你进过很多次监狱吗 You've been in a lot of prisons then?
是吧 该死 Have I? Fucking hell.
多少次 How many?
最开始 Well, start off,
我还是个小鬼的时候 when I was a nipper
去过山德少年管教所 there was Send Detention Centre,
贝恩特管教所 Baintnow House,
然后又回到山德 back to Send again,
然后是亚历克斯托和诺维奇 Eriestoke, Norwich,
长大之后就是正经监狱了 then I grew up and went to big boy prison.
怀特默 Whitemoor.
那才是货真价实的监狱啊 Now that's what I call a real prison.
伙计 那里可什么人都有 You got everything there, mate:
恐怖分子 精神病 威胁社会安全的 terrorists, psychopaths, security threats,
杀人犯 过失杀人犯 疯子 murderers, manslaughters, crazies...
你属于哪一种 Which lot do you belong to?
疯子吧 Crazies, really.
诺维奇 之后又回到怀特默监狱 Norwich, Whitemoor again.
格雷顿 安特格朗特监狱 Grendon Underground.
31个 应该没少算 Thirty-one. I don't think I miss any.
对了 差点忘了 Oh yes, I have actually!
我去过3次莱斯特监狱 I've been to Leicester three times as well.
卫兰监狱是最近去的 Wayland was me last one.
晚安 睡个好觉 Good night. Sleep well.
谢谢 你们也是 Thank you. Same to you.
你 既然你这么闲得无聊 You. Since you got so much fucking time on your hands,
我来问你 你知道每年有多少人 answer this one: do you know how many people
在监狱里被狱卒弄死吗 那可都是谋杀 get killed by screws in prison every year? Murders.
头儿 真不好意思 Oh, sorry, Gov. Excuse us,
把人仰面推到头碰脚会把人弄死吗 how was we supposed to know that bending him
我们怎么会知道呢 in half the wrong fucking way was bad for his health?
只有我这种人 It was only people like me
才是烂到底的人 是吗 what is really rotten, isn't it?
只有我们才坏透了 没希望了 Really bad. Beyond hope.
你们什么都不知道 是吧 You haven't got the faintest fucking clue, have you?
他只是说了句晚安 Yeah, all he said was "Good night".
你可以滚了 你个大老土可以去死了 You can fuck off and all you fucking geeky?
闭嘴斯图尔特 Oh, shut up yourself, Stuart.
你个中产阶级混蛋 亚历山大 You fucking wanking middle class cunt fuck, Alexander.
你不是想知道我怎么变成这样的吗 You want to know how I became what I am?
我这是在回答你的问题 I'm giving you fucking answers!
你怎么不写本只问不答的书啊 Why don't you write a book with no fucking answers, eh?
写啊 你自己找答案去吧 Go on, you fuck off. You find your fucking answers.
如果把怒气从分10级 1到10 On a scale of anger, one to ten,
斯图尔特的妹妹
我大概是4 斯图尔特是11 I'm probably on four and Stuart's on eleven.
你永远不会知道每个家庭 You never can tell how families have been down
斯图尔特的祖父
经历了什么样的起起伏伏 and they've been up then they've been down again.
就像斯图尔特的生活一样 You just like Stuart, you know?
毒品啊 牢狱啊 还去乞讨 Drugs, prison, being a beggar.
去啊 Go on, go on.
-混蛋 -早上好 - Bastards! - Morning.
味道不错吧 Like the taste of piss, eh?
你们这些混蛋 You bastards.
有人挺香的嘛 Someone smells nice.
准备了3个月啊 After three months of preparation.
谁出的白痴主意 I mean, who's bloody stupid idea
竟然挑周末来举行抗议 was it that we camp out over the weekend anyway,
正好是司卓先生不上班的时候 the one time Mr. Straw's not going to be there?
-一定是你的主意 -去你的 - I bet it was yours. - Oh, fuck off.
-我喜欢这首歌 -这首歌不错 - Oh, I like this song. - This is a good song.
因为你如此美丽 Because you're gorgeous
我愿为你倾尽一切 I'd do anything for you
因为你如此美丽 Because you're gorgeous
我知道你会让我度过难关 I know you'll get me through
不过那个周末还是有点收获的 Still, one blimey thing did come out of that weekend:
我打算听从斯图尔特的建议 Stuart's idea that his life
把他的人生倒着写 should be written backwards.
我可是割喉了才搞到的 It was cutting me throat what done it.
把啤酒瓶的碎玻璃插脖子里了 差点挂掉 Put a beer glass into me neck. Just lost it.
有时候你发现要去死真是太难了 Sometimes you wouldn't believe how hard it is to fucking die.
因为你试图自杀 So, you got a council flat,
他们就批准给你救济房了 because you tried to kill yourself?
不耍点把戏怎么搞得到房子 Works a trick for the old housing points, doesn't it?
直接冲到名单第一个去了 Whoosh! Straight to the top of the list.
但还是没法打发干净 It's not all gone though.
什么东西 What's not all gone?
愤恨啊 The hatred.
这里 宿敌太多了 伙计 I got so many enemies. Up here, mate.
我就怕哪天我爆发了 Somebody's going to get hurt though,
伤了人什么的 that's what scares me.
你觉得什么时候会爆发 When's this thing going to happen?
我管这个叫我的"黑雾" I call it me "black mists".
下周 下个月 还是马上 Next week? Next month? Next ten seconds?
剑桥市以马忤斯镇 家具店
这工艺做的太棒了 That is lovely bit of workmanship.
这才是实在货 That's value. That's value.
天啊 应该是这边 Oh my God. This for the series.
给我儿子的 For my son.
你还有儿子 You've got a son!?
和他妈妈在格拉斯哥呢 Yeah. In Glasgow with his mum.
没记错的话应该14岁了 Fourteen years of age to mind.
老是往高尔夫球场跑 小家伙 Always out on the golf course, the little 'un.
不错吧 虽然没有月桂路好 Not bad there, mate. Not better than Laurel Lane.
葡萄酒闻着就不舒服 Wine always smells like sick.
给 喝啤酒吧 Here, have a beer.
你要吃什么 Fancy something to eat?
你为什么想当作家 So why do you want to be a writer, then?
其实我也不知道 Oh, I don't know, really.
我们家都这样 有点魔怔了 Bit like a disease, all my family's got it.
我也不能被落下 是吧 Didn't want to be left out, did I?
我知道你什么意思 伙计 Nah. I know what you mean, mate.
我爸是个贼 Me dad is a thief,
我妈是个酒吧女招待 and, um, me mum's a barmaid.
你日记里用橘色笔标出来的是什么 What's the colour orange highlighter in your diary for?
家庭事务 Family stuff.
黄色的呢 Yellow?
社交 Social.
你写我的那本书 Now, uh, this book that you're writing about me,
就是想要你出名吗 is it just to make your name?
还会让你出名 And yours.
其实关于工作我也有个主意 I've, uh, had an idea for a job, too.
对一个时间紧的外国商人来说 For the foreign businessman what doesn't have time to waste,
他最需要什么 what does he need?
一间在车里的办公室 An office... in a van.
横向思维 不错吧 It's lateral thinking, isn't it?
从斯坦斯特德下飞机 Gets off the plane at Stansted,
直接进我面包车里 straight into the back of me van.
我这什么都有 That will have everything:
会速记的漂亮小妞 good-looking bird what can do shorthand,
传真 网络 到处都是电线 棒吧 fax, internet, wires all over the fucking gaff. It's brilliant.
番茄酱还是酱油 Red sauce or brown?
好 谢谢 要番茄酱 Oh, yes please. I mean, uh, red.
-那什么 -对了 楼上的家伙 - What—what's? - Oh yeah, that fella upstairs
说要帮我搭一张像邦德那种 is gonna make me a bed what folds up
可以靠着墙折起来的床 against the wall, like what James Bond has.
是啊 但它一定得有弹簧和栓锁 Yeah. It's got to have, springs and latches
固定在地板上 不然就嘭-嘭-嗖了 on the floor otherwise it's boing, boing, whoosh!
"嘭-嘭-嗖" Boing, boing, whoosh?
你懂的 You know what I mean,
妞可不喜欢睡到一半 bird's not going to be too happy if she gets her face
脸被砸到墙上 squeezed up against the plaster, is she?
你好啊 Hey.
抱歉啊 Sorry.
这是个好东西 哪都能用 Good stuff, that. You can use it with anything.
看到床旁边那里了吗 See that right by the bed?
本来有一大滩污渍的 This should be a huge stain
我上周嗑高了吐得满地 where I overdosed there last week.
还有倒的罐头啊什么的 And all the spilled cans and vomit.
用这个给清洗得一干二净的 That cleaned it up really, really well, actually.
但你得等大概一星期 But you want to, you want to leave it,
之后再用吸尘器 for about... about a week before you vacuum.
给你 伙计 Here you are, mate.
当心 有点烫 Careful, yeah? It's a bit hot.
我好像没有问过你怎么入狱的 I never asked you why you were in prison.
上次吗 都是些蠢事 The last time? Stupid things.
我哥们史密斯 泡泡糖冠军 Me mate, Smithy, well bubblegum chap,
我没骗你 他上了《吉尼斯世界记录》的 I'm not being funny, he's in the Guinness Book of Records.
在1983年那版 1983 edition, as it goes.
我俩就像亲兄弟一样一起对抗世界 Like brothers fighting the world.
互相尊重 信任 共享荣耀 Respect, trust, and honour.
快快快 Go, go, go, go, go!
好的 Right.
靠 你拿薄荷糖了吗 Oh, fuck. Did you get menthols?
薄荷糖 没有 Menthols? Fuck off.
她会杀了我的 She'll fucking kill me.
她让我拿薄荷糖 She asked for menthols.
给她伏特加也一样 Well, give her the vodka.
她才不要伏特加 她要薄荷糖 She don't want vodka, she wants menthols!
快快快 Go, go, go, go, go!
靠 这也不是薄荷糖 I don't believe it! These aren't fucking menthols either!
不过是绿色包装的 They're just in a green packet.
我竟然拿了10包绿盒香烟 I've got ten packets of green cigarettes.
赶紧的 Hurry up.
25镑6 25 quid, 60!?
这些女人 Women! They think
她们觉得可以随便欺负你 they can boss you about in everything, don't they?
然后有一天 有人给史密斯报信 And one day, Smithy got a tip-off.
乡村邮政商店
-20000镑 -就藏在柜台下面 - 20,000 quid? - Just keeps it under the counter.
方圆32公里都没警察 Not a cop shop in 20 miles.
该死 还真不负责 Fucking? That's fucking irresponsible.
不关我们的事 No pride of ownership.
快快快 Go, go, go, go, go!
好的 Right.
只能说这事太滑稽了 Let's just say it was funny
因为我们刚被抓 because as soon as we was sent down,
史密斯的女人 Smithy's missus moved in
就跟告密的那家伙好上了 with the fella what told us about the job.
泡泡糖冠军锒铛入狱
判了5年 Five years.
判的还挺重 你们带枪了 Pretty steep sentence. Were you armed?
没有 No.
就带了个撬棍 Only with a crowbar.
亚历山大 待到下午茶吗 Hey, Alexander? You wanna stay for tea?
给你做我的最爱 "罪犯特制咖喱" Me favourite, "convict curry".
我们在牢里经常做 We used to make it in jail.
好东西 蘑菇 Ooh, mushrooms!
-那第一次是怎么回事 -第一次什么 - What about the first time, then? - First time what?
成年后第一次被判刑 Well, that you were sentenced as an adult.
我不能 不能说那个 I can't... I can't really talk about that, mate.
是不是 抢邮局之类的 But, I mean, robbing an empty post office is...
偷窃 Burgle.
-抢劫人 偷窃邮局 -我的意思是 - Rob people, burgle post offices. - But what I mean is
这也不算什么重罪啊 it's hardly a Schedule 1 offence, is it?
当然不算 Of course not.
不过你犯的事很严重 是吗 Well, that's serious, isn't it?
不是什么小孩子过家家了 It wasn't kiddie fiddling.
我知道那不是 I didn't say that it was.
不是 It wasn't.
我们周四再讲这件事行吗 We'll talk about it Thursday, yeah?
周四下午 Thursday afternoon.
换个时间再讲好吗 Another time, right?
用面包擦 用面包把酱汁擦起来 Then you mop with the bread. Mop up your juices.
所以先打碎玻璃 So, smash the window,
反方向转动方向盘 break the steering wheel lock
弄坏方向盘锁 by turning the wheel in opposing directions.
对 如果街上人太多 Yeah. And if the street is too public
-不能用砖头的话 -就用滑棒 - to use a brick... - Slide stick.
从砖墙里拿段钢丝 Remove the metal band from a pallet of bricks,
剪到45.7厘米 reduce to eighteen inches,
在其中一头去掉一个刻槽 remove a notch from one side,
再插到门板里 insert into door panel.
开车撞碎玻璃 我就进到邮局里去了 I'm in the post office! Boot in the rubble!
不不 没必要用车撞到邮局里偷东西 No, there's no point in ram-raiding a post office.
-为什么 -你没听我说吗 - Why not? - Can't you not pay attention?
没必要用车撞到邮局里偷东西 There's no point in ram-raiding a fucking post office.
那里根本没有什么钱 There's never no money in the till, is there?
好日子一去不复返了 Gone are them days.
我忘了带钱了 I forgot money.
给 Here.
不不 我叫辆出租车 No, no, no, no. I'll get a taxi,
可以顺路去银行取钱 I'll stop at a bank on the way.
真的 你拿着 这是我买酒的钱 No, honestly, take it. It's me beer money.
你拿了就是帮我戒酒 You'll be doing me a favour.
也算帮助社会 You'll be doing society a favour.
你也该买辆车了 And buy a fucking car.
你先去考个驾照 Get yourself a fucking license.
差点忘了 Oh, I almost forgot.
给 给你买了这个 Here. Bought you this.
你的那个黑雾 Your black mists.
下次再郁闷 对着它说话就行了 Thought you could talk into it next time you're in one.
你没事吧 You'll be okay?
有事打我电话 Call if you need any help.
凌晨2点4点 什么时候都行 2am, 4am, anytime.
是啊 然后你就可以带架相机来拍吗 Yeah, so you can bring a fucking camera?
你是个好人 亚历山大 You're alright, Alexander.
我常常对斯图尔特说 Often used to say to Stuart,
真希望能把你拎起来 "I wish I could just pick you up sometimes,
转个大头朝下 turn you upside down and
把你脑子里那些乱七八糟的都抖抖空 shake all the bad things out of your head,
再立回去 你就正常了 then put you back up the right way again."
他的那些改变 The change in him.
我们都没法理解 We just couldn't understand it.
非常感谢大家今天来到这里 And of course I'd like to thank you all for coming here today
听我讲我们的抗议和请愿活动 to hear me talk about the campaign and the petition.
那年春天 我和斯图尔特在伯明翰 伦敦 Stuart and I gave nine or ten talks together about
牛津剑桥和周围的村庄宣传我们的活动 the campaign that spring in Burmingham, London, Oxford,
总共讲了大概9到10场 and of course villages around Cambridge.
有请斯图尔特·克莱夫·史都华先生 Mr Stuart Clive Shorter.
我先讲 然后斯图尔特上来 I'd speak first, and then Stuart would get up
用他的人生故事 and knock the audience off its seats
震撼全场 with the story of his life.
典型的自杀企图 A typical suicide attempt,
无法忍受的愤恨 颓废感 just an unbearable sense of hatred, waste...
他说 我就是那种你们用来吓唬小孩的人 "I am the nightmare you frighten your children with", he said.
这两位慈善工作者正是在帮你们 "The sort of person these two charity workers
从大街上扫走我这种人 were trying to help to get off your streets."
我们该给露丝和约翰颁发奖章 "We should have awarded Ruth and John medals
而不是送他们进监狱 instead of sending them to prison."
我就猛地转过身去 I just twisted around and I emptied everything
把左半边屁股里的东西弄干净了 that remained into my right buttock.
斯图尔特为我们的活动做了两个贡献 Stuart did two things for the campaign, really.
把信折起装进信封 He folded letters
还有揭露自己的灵魂 and he exposed his soul.
这样可以吧 That alright?
-我们如果这样写 -这不是你名字吗 - Exactly. So, if we write... - Oh, this is your name.
要是我们弄懂这道题 也就看穿你了吗 If we solve the puzzle, do we solve you?
他就是 他非常非常有意思 你明白吗 He's just... He's just very, very interesting, you know?
他向我展现出一个我闻所未闻的世界 He tells me about a world I knew nothing about
我 我的确很 I just like him.
他真的非常不可思议 It's absolutely extraordinary.
他非常清楚地记得他变得精神异常的那天 He knows the exact day that he changed into a sociopath.
还记得具体时间就是那天的下午4到5点 Between 4pm and 5pm. The exact day!
就像是知道到底药剂里什么成分把 It's like knowing what was in Dr Jekyll's potion
《化身博士》书中杰基尔医生喝了试验药剂 变成怪物海德四处作恶
杰基尔医生变成了海德先生一样 that turned him into Mr Hyde.
斯图尔特的黑雾 那天晚上出现了 This thing, Stuart's black mist, came that night.
显然是由持刀搏斗开始的 Apparently it started by a knife fight.
直到第二天斯图尔特的母亲打给我 The first I heard about it
我才知道这件事 was a call a day later from his mother.
至少这次没有血迹 At least there's no blood.
一般都是有血的 Usually there is blood.
或许清洁工打扫过了 Perhaps the cleaners have been 'round.
只打扫血迹 Just for the blood.
你们的活动让他有不少改观 Campaign's helped him a lot, you know.
让他头脑清醒一点 Kept him straight.
长大后他很久没这么开心过了 Ain't been this happy since he was a little boy.
亚历山大亲启
"Alexander only."
你好亚历山大 我是斯图尔特 Hello, Alexander. It's Stuart.
我是喝了不少酒什么的 但 You know, admitting I've had lots to drink and that, but
斯图尔特被保释后 Stuart had been bailed
要出席剑桥地方法院的庭审 to appear at Cambridge Magistrate's Court.
我陪他去 给他点支持 I went with him for moral support.
她们好像不怎么紧张 They don't look too upset to be here.
等进了刑事法庭你再看吧 Well, wait till they get to Crown Court,
那才真是认真的 that's when it gets serious.
心急如焚了 Godspeed the day.
不好意思 你快要滑下去了 Excuse me, you're about to fall off...
滚一边去 Fuck off.
好家伙 你跟戴假发的法官这么说话 Good lad, just say that to the nasty man with the wig
就万事大吉了 and everything will be fine.
有些时候电话等太久 Sometimes it takes so long
你都忘了要说什么了 you forget what your fucking call was.
给 听听这个 我家那个小子 Here, listen to this. It's the little 'un.
如果是我不认识的人 滚远点 If I don't know you, fuck off!
我不在也不想和你讲话 I'm not in and I don't wanna talk to you!
我可不想这样 I didn't think it was like that.
我还想他或许能去念商学院 I was thinking maybe he should go to business school.
现在我都不知道怎么办了 But now I don't know.
他这样可不行 He ain't right.
我得跟他谈谈 I've had to have words with him
让他知道礼貌的重要性 about the importance of politeness.
他才14岁 He's fourteen.
他现在这样很让我震惊 It really shocked me, to be honest.
史都华先生吗 Mr Shorter?
根据警方的报告 According to police statements they could smell
他们到达现场时闻到了油烟味 smoking oil when they arrived on the scene.
炸薯片吧 Chip fat.
那天是我哥的忌日 It was the anniversary of my brother's death.
我想把身体里的魔鬼烧出来 I wanted to burn the devil out of myself.
斯图尔特的案子太复杂 The Magistrate's Court decided
地方法院认为无法处理 they couldn't handle the complexities of Stuart's case
所以他们转送到了皇家刑事法庭 so they referred it to the Crown Court.
够丢脸的 Disgrace.
惊动了40个警察 你还能被保释 Forty policemen and you still get bailed?
真不明白你对这体制还有什么不满的 Beats me why you hate the system.
我妈妈也不明白 My mum says she doesn't understand it neither.
那个出庭律师说你"过失杀人未遂" What did the barrister mean when he was talking about
是怎么回事 "Attempted manslaughter"?
估计是因为我拿切面包的刀 I reckon I tried to cut my neighbour's head off
想砍我邻居的头 with a bread knife.
你真那么干了吗 You didn't. Did you?
是 Yeah.
如果他没有动换的话 我就切下来了 And if he hadn't have moved, I'd have got him too.
所以你说那个帮你装 So you called your neighbour
"嘭-嘭-嗖"床的邻居是同性恋 who made your boing-boing-whoosh bed a poofter
所以呢 你问他朋友时 But what? What did his mate say when you called...
你问他是不是同性恋 What did his mate say when you asked him
他朋友怎么说的 if he was a poofter?
他说 他只是早泄罢了 Just... said he suffered from premature ejaculation.
当时我还觉得挺逗的 Which I thought was quite interesting at the time
因为我也有点这毛病 because I suffer from the same complaint myself.
下周我要去诺福克看望些朋友 Um, I'm going to see some friends in Norfolk next week.
一起去吗 Come along.
不 我没法去 No, can't.
你也听法官说了 You heard the Magistrate,
审判之前我不能离开剑桥 I'm not allowed out of Cambridge until me trial.
诺福克 纳尔逊郡
要说洗衣机 还有件事 And another thing about washing machines, right,
电视上那个家伙 this fella on the TV,
把洗衣机的3个部件拼在一起 he put three of them washing machine inner bits together.
根本不成形 屁都不是 Not even a concrete one. Nothing.
他居然说那是个雕塑 And he said it was a sculpture.
而且居然还有人买 And somebody bought it!
我没开玩笑 I'm not being funny, yeah?
不过这倒确实是个商机 But there is a viable business opportunity there.
租个车库 Rent a barn.
把所有零部件拆下来摆好 Lay out all the bits.
等你洗衣机拆烦了 And when you've had enough of washing machines,
还能拆冰箱 do fridges.
真是烦死我了 亚历山大 You know, that's what really annoys me, Alexander.
我总能想出些好点子 I'm always getting these great ideas,
能挣钱的好点子 you know, about how to make money.
但别人总跟我说我的主意很烂 People are always telling me that they're wrong, you know?
从没人鼓励过我 I never get no encouragement.
一点鼓励都没有 No encouragement at all.
帮我扶下方向盘 Can you hold the wheel?
想来点吗 You want some?
要 谢谢 Uh, yes. Thank you.
给我留点 Save me some.
我会的 I will.
我想我可能要感冒了 I think I've got a bit of a cold coming.
汽油易燃 请勿吸烟 关闭引擎 关闭手机及车载电话
来听听这个 Here, listen to this!
很抱歉我暂时无法接听电话 I apologise for not being currently available.
请留下您的姓名并留言 Be so kind as to leave your name and message.
你为什么不找个正常的工作 So, why don't you just get an ordinary job?
-朝九晚五吗 -对啊 - 9 to 5? - That's the one.
天天早出晚归的那种 Getting up in the morning, coming home late at night.
没错 On the nose.
全职工作 Full time.
你干过这种工作吗 What, have you ever had one of those?
没有 Nope.
我有段时间伺候过我哥哥的一个朋友 I've done a bit of valeting work for a friend of me brother's.
然后呢 And?
我拿头撞了那家伙 I head-butted the bloke.
这大概就是你忍气吞声 Your version of putting your head down
"埋头苦干"的方法咯 and getting on with it, I suppose.
他想玩我妹妹 He tried to fiddle with me sister.
再后来 我也不知道 And then later on, you know... I don't know.
不知道什么 And now you don't know what?
没什么 再后来 Nothing. Just later on
我哥哥嘉维自杀了 my brother Gavvy killed himself.
你不用现在说 斯图尔特 You know don't have to say anything, Stuart.
以后再说 Talk about it another time.
好 谢了 Yeah. Thanks.
警察发现嘉维尸体时 说他死前饱受磨难 When the police found Gavvy they said he'd really suffered.
他吞下的那些药 The tablets he'd taken had eaten
在他死前腐蚀了他的肾和胃 his kidneys and his liver away before he died.
他死的时候肯定很痛苦 And he had been in absolute agony dying.
我很高兴 And I'm glad.
我很高兴他死得很痛苦 I'm glad my brother suffered.
-电锯蘑菇雕刻 -这什么鬼东西 - Chainsaw carved mushrooms? - Fucking hell.
蘑菇招惹谁了 What did they do to deserve that?
你这东西还不少啊 伙计 Fucking nice little number you got going here, mate.
骗了不少蠢货来买吧 You get many knob heads falling for it?
是啊 不少 Yeah, plenty.
我是詹姆斯 很高兴见到你 I'm James. Good to see you.
亚历山大提起过你 Alexander's told me all about you.
你是鲁宾吧 Reuben, yes?
-我是迪多 -这房子真不错 - I'm Dido. - Ah, you have a lovely house.
-你好 亲爱的 -你好 - Hello, darling. - Hi, hi, hi.
-很高兴见到你 -这是给你的 - Good to see you. - This is for you.
谢谢 真不错 Ooh, thank you. Lovely.
亚历山大跟你说过吧 我是个酒鬼 Now, Alexander told you that I'm an alcoholic, hasn't he?
重罪犯 还是个小偷 I'm also a Schedule 1 offender and a thief,
不过我不会惹麻烦的 but I won't cause no trouble.
能带我参观一下这房子吗 May I have a tour of the estate, please?
-这是梨树吗 -是的 - Is that a pear tree? - Yeah.
可以做果酒的 You can make cider out of that.
这是苹果吗 And them apples, eh?
很多明星都来这儿打网球 Famous actors used to come here and play tennis,
比如劳伦斯·奥利弗 like Lawrence Olivier and?
劳伦斯·奥利弗 真的 就在这儿 Lawrence Olivier? Really? Right there?
21比0 21-Love!
你们应该把这些树都砍了 You ought to knock all of them trees down
然后建条卡丁赛道 and build a go-kart course.
好好利用一下 这块地不错的 If you fix this place up it would be really lovely here.
我并非罪人 也未曾犯罪 Never been a sinner I never sinned
天堂之上 有我的朋友 I got a friend in Jesus
你要明白 我百年之后 So you know that when I die
他会带我 飞向天堂 He's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky
带我飞向天堂 Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky
那将是我 死后的归所 That's where I'm gonna go when I die
百年之后 他们将我安葬 When I die and they lay me to rest
我会前往乐土安息 I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
前往乐土安息 I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
产自中国的红茶品种
正山小种吧 真不错 Lapsang Souchong? Very nice.
味道真棒 Ooh, it's very tasty. Yeah.
这地方真不错 Fucking amazing here.
真是爽翻了 Yeah, A-fucking-One.
这也太假了 They're so false.
这奶子也太假了 False tits.
我个人更喜欢那种自然有弹性的 Now, I prefer a bit of natural bounce myself.
如果它们下垂了 I mean, and if they're going to sag,
就让他们下垂呗 they're going to sag, aren't they?
我不明白 亚历山大 I don't get it, Alexander.
你为什么对流浪汉这么感兴趣 How come you're so interested in homeless people?
我没有 我在冬暖之家工作 I'm not. I was only working at
就是因为那里给钱多 Wintercomfort because the money was good.
1小时9镑 Nine quid an hour.
时间也合适 还可以轮班 And the hours, shift work.
这些洋葱要煮多久 How long are these onions meant to cook?
到它们满意了为止 Till they feel satisfied.
轮班我就可以在早上写作 And then it meant I could write in the morning.
是啊 但为什么 Yeah, but why?
斯图尔特 如果因为你是流浪汉 Look, Stuart, if I was interested in you
我才对你感兴趣 那叫违规行为 as a homeless person, I'd have been sacked
我老早就该被他们炒了 for unprofessional conduct ages ago.
-所以呢 -所以我把你当朋友 - So? - So I like you as a friend,
不行吗 is that so bad?
来点胡芦巴吗 Fenugreek?
你想做我朋友 太奇怪了 It's a bit weird if you ask me.
同意 Couldn't agree more.
七 八 Seven, eight.
总会有人吃不了两块 There's always somebody what won't want two.
为什么做我朋友 Yeah, but why?
因为你风趣 聪明 很易相处 Because you're funny, intelligent, good company.
难不成你想要我给你写情书吗 What do you want, a fucking love letter?
赶快闭嘴喝你的酒吧 Now shut up and drink your freaking beer.
太棒了 Marvellous.
-这叫什么来着 -罪犯特制咖喱 - What was it again? - "Convict Curry".
斯图尔特 今天周四 该将故事了 Hey Stuart, it's Thursday! You gotta tell!
不 现在不行 No, not now.
说吧 要言而有信 Come on. A promise is a promise.
说吧 其它的事你都跟我们说了啊 Come on, you've talked to us about everything else.
你歇歇吧 亚历山大 Give it a rest, Alexander.
你不会想听的 You don't wanna know.
是斯图尔特首次被判有期徒刑 Stuart's first prison sentence.
他只在周四才谈这件事 He'll only talk about it on a Thursday
因为他周三下午领救济金 because he gets his dole money Wednesday afternoons,
所以如果他说得不爽了 which means that if talking about it upsets him,
他还有钱买海洛因让自己镇定下来 he's still got enough heroin left to calm him down.
没错吧 Is that right?
其实也没什么 It was nothing.
我 我有天晚上去酒吧 I was - I was in the pub one night.
那天是小家伙的生日 It was the little 'un's birthday.
我正在酒吧庆祝呢 I was, I was in the pub celebrating.
那都是10年前了 It was over ten years ago.
有个家伙说 This bloke says...
其实都是些破事 It was just nastiness.
继续 Come on.
求你了 亚历山大 Alexander, please.
你说的周四说 Look, Thursday's the day.
所以我就回家了 So I come home.
马文说你和格兰汉姆上床了 Marvin says you've been fucking Graham.
你喝多了 You're drunk.
如果想要我 强奸我啊 If you want it, you gotta rape me.
你看我不杀了你 你个贱货 I'll fucking kill you, you cunt!
给我出去 Get out!
你把孩子吵醒了 You waked a fucking baby!
我想大概那时我就意识到 And I think then I realised
我把一切搞得一团糟 that I had made a proper mess of it all, really.
我要走了 I'm fucking leaving.
哪儿你都别去 You fucking are now!
你想耍我吗 Did you fuck around with me!? Yeah!?
我现在挺惭愧的 说实话 I'm a bit ashamed of that to be honest.
滚 给我滚 我不认识你们 Go on, fuck off! Fuck off. I don't know you.
都给我滚 Go on, fuck off!
该死的 Fucking hell!
没事了 It's alright.
滚 Fuck off!
我们坐了一会儿 So we sat around for a bit
然后决定一起出去 and decided we'd come out together.
我们出来了 一起出来 We're coming out now. We're together.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
快 捉住他 Go! Get him!
康妮 把那家伙杀了 Connie, just shoot the fucker!
他疯了 他不是斯图尔特 He just lost it. It's not Stuart.
这里真不错 亚历山大 谢谢你 Lovely stay, Alexander. Thank you very much.
我过得很开心 I really enjoyed it.
我本以为中产阶级 I thought that middle class people
脑子都有问题 had something wrong with them, you know?
但他们都是普通人 是不是 But they're just ordinary, aren't they?
说实话我有点震惊 I was a bit shocked, to tell the truth.
之后的几个月中 Over the next few months,
指控斯图尔特过失杀害他的邻居 Stuart's trial for the attempted manslaughter
那个非同性恋 搭"嘭-嘭-嗖"床的邻居 of his not poofter, boing-boing-whoosh
这案件的庭审被推迟了1次 bed making neighbour was postponed once,
2次 twice,
3次 a third time,
然后又推迟了1次 and then a fourth.
他急需钱用所以 我花250磅买了他的车 He needed some cash so I gave him 250 quid for his car
到现在手续也没办齐 and I'm still waiting for the paperwork.
与此同时 我们的抗议活动愈发壮大 Meanwhile, the campaign went from strength to strength.
新闻简报 请愿书 抗议 甚至义演 Newsletters, petitions, protests, even benefit gigs.
斯图尔特还贡献良策 And then it was Stuart's bright idea
去找本地的下院议员 to go and see our local MP.
抱歉 我只是有点紧张 I'm sorry, I'm just a bit nervous is all.
史都华先生并非来自安妮的选民区 Mr Shorter is not from Anne's constituency?
我来自安妮的选民区 I'm from Anne's constituency.
我想邀请斯图尔特陪同参观 I wish to take Stuart as my guest.
亚历山大 Alexander...
这样的话你们必须重新预约 For that you'll have to make a new appointment.
荒唐 反正她现在也没事干 不是吗 Rubbish! She's got nothing else to do, has she?
委员会无法为流浪汉 The council is not gonna have
提供足够的冬季收容所 no emergency winter shelter for the homeless.
恐怕... And I'm frightened...
到了冬天 in winter
就只有白粉才能让你 it's smack what keeps you fucking...
让你暖和起来 Keeps you warm.
但今年冬天每个月 But this year there's going to be
又要多死一个人 one more death a month, again.
为什么 Why?
小狗 Puppies.
我听不太懂 I'm not sure I follow you.
在街上 On the streets.
小狗 Puppies.
因为流浪汉爱死他们的狗了 Cause the homeless love their dogs, right?
但收容所最多 But the hostels only allow
能容纳2到3只狗 two to three places for pets.
如果又有了2窝小狗崽 So, if there has been two new litters,
那更多的流浪汉就会开始养狗 对吧 then loads more people are gonna have dogs, aren't they?
而他们就会被迫在户外睡 And therefore will be forced to sleep out.
而且 因此 And hence... therefore...
所以更多人被冻死 furthermore, more deaths.
在街上 You see, on the street
一件小事就能要人命 it's the little things that kill people.
获释
豪沃思法官肯定恨死这帮抗议的了 That Justice Howarth must hate the campaign's guts.
简直是侮辱 Humiliation!
由于慈善机构以及议员的高调抗议 Seven months after they were sent down, Ruth and John
露丝和约翰在被关押7个月之后 have been released on bail after a high profile campaign
获得保释出狱 by MPs and other homeless charities.
他们有权分别对已判处的4和5年有期徒刑 They've won the right to appeal against prison sentences
提出上诉 four and five years.
这是今早我们首次看到 This was our first sight of
露丝·怀纳和约翰·布洛克走出 Ruth Wyner and John Brock on the steps of the
皇家刑事法院时的情形 Royal Courts of Justice this morning.
在7个月牢狱生活后 After seven months in jail,
所谓的"剑桥二人"被无条件保释 the so-called "Cambridge Two" have been released on
他们现在还有权 unconditional bail and are now free to
对原先的判决提起申诉 challenge their original convictions.
我不知道闪光灯开了没有 I can't see if the light's on.
斯图尔特 我是亚历山大 Stuart, it's Alexander.
别在外面胡作非为了 Stop whatever illegal thing it is that you're doing
赶紧过来 and get down here!
肌肉萎缩症 It's me muscular dystrophy.
肩周关节...什么的 Humeroscapu... or something.
就是肌肉萎缩 Muscular dystrophy.
真是个饶舌的词 总是说不清楚 It's a real gobstopper, I never learnt the name.
你不知道的东西不会伤害你 What you don't know can't hurt you.
我来这儿就是来看护士 I only came in to see the nurse
因为我那话喷的太快了 because I wanted a cuddle and it spits too soon.
斯图尔特 Stuart!
我想大概是因为我肌肉萎缩吧 I thought maybe it's because of me muscular dystrophy.
小弟弟也是块肌肉 对吧 You know, cause your dick's a muscle, isn't it?
刚开始我胸部有点难受 It started on me ticker.
他们试了两次 They tried twice
给我左胸里装起搏器 to put a pacemaker in me tit,
但是我的血管太脆 but the veins just crumble
都是因为我注射的那些毒品 cause of the amount of critic I've injected.
逗乐你了吧 Gotta laugh, haven't you?
真不敢相信他没告诉你 I can't believe he hadn't told you.
他跟每个人都实话实说 He tells everyone. About everything.
-并不是每个人 -妈 他确实这样 - Well, now, that's not true. - Mum, yes.
他就是这么熬过来的 不是吗 That's his way of coping, isn't it?
20年来 一直在絮叨 Twenty years. Non-stop.
自从他开始流浪就这样 Ever since he first went on the streets.
20年 Twenty years?
我还以为是嘉维 But I thought it was Gavvy's, um,
他哥哥自杀了 他才开始流浪的 his brother's suicide that made him homeless.
别傻了 Don't be stupid.
斯图尔特12岁时就开始流浪了 Stuart had been on and off the streets since he was twelve.
之后 突然之间他就变了 Then, all of a sudden, this little horror.
12岁 就是那会开始的 Twelve years old, that's when it started.
嘉维都不得不跑去找妈妈 Gavvy had to run to fetch mum.
斯图尔特出事了 Come, it's Stuart!
送我去收容所 听到没有 Put me into care! You hear me!?
现在就送我去 否则我杀了你们 Do it now otherwise I'll kill you!
送我去收容所 否则我杀了你们 Put me into care now! I'll do the lot of you!
我说了 送我去收容所 I said, put me into care!
上车吧 小心碰头 In you get. Watch your head.
他当晚就被送去收容所了 He was taken into care that night.
我们三周都没见到他 We didn't see him for three weeks.
又来了一个 拉维拉克先生 Another one for you, Mr Laverack.
你现在有名了 这孩子自己要来的 You're getting popular, he asked to come.
可怜的孩子 Poor boy. Poor boy.
儿童性虐待狂获18年有期徒刑
令人发指的罪行 不过是冰山一角
刚出狼穴 又如虎口 Out of the frying pan into the fire.
我们家可不是狼窝 Well, we weren't the frying pan.
我就是打个比方 You know what I mean.
我们就是不懂他 We just couldn't understand it.
人们都说妈妈应该跟他断绝关系 People said she ought to disown him.
你怎么能对自己的孩子撒手不管 How can you wash your hands of your own child?
他可是我的骨肉啊 He's my flesh and blood, I'd say.
他是我儿子 He's my son.
我只是想为他多做些什么 I just wish I could do more.
抗议结束后 我一直在写那本书 Working on the book after the end of
不断地写稿 改稿 the campaign, writing, rewriting,
我逐渐意识到 I realised then that I could never
我永远无法解释清楚斯图尔特 hope to justify or explain Stuart.
无论是什么扼杀了他儿时的纯真 And whatever had murdered his innocence
时隔已久的现在 再试图用文字表达 had long ago ceased to be simple enough
都显得无比苍白 to sort out with words.
我能做的 就是把这一切记录下来 All I could hope to do was to staple him to the page.
-你好 -装在我胸上了 - Hello? - It's in me tit.
我在派普沃斯心脏病医院 来看我吧 I'm at Papworth Heart Hospital. Come visit.
来的路上 Yeah, on your way,
能顺道去看看我祖父祖母吗 can you pop in to see me gran and grandpa?
他们有礼物给我 They've got a present for me.
我告诉他们医院的味道很难闻 I told them it smells like sick
但他们不听 but they don't listen.
我们好几年没见到斯图尔特了 We haven't seen Stuart in years.
很多年了 Lots of years.
他最近过得不太好 Well, things haven't been very easy for him recently.
他妈妈说是因为公交车 His mother says it's the buses.
坐公交太不方便了 They're not convenient.
那是斯图尔特吗 Stuart?
-不是 -罗里 他儿子 - No. - Rory, his son.
-斯图尔特 -不是 - Stuart. - No.
雷克斯 他爸爸 Rex, his dad.
他的生父可是个坏蛋 A bad man, his real dad.
吉普赛人 Gypsies.
斯图尔特 Stuart?
嘉维 他哥哥 Gavvy, Stuey's brother.
有天雷克斯狠揍我女儿朱迪丝 One day when Rex was beating our Judith real bad,
嘉维就拿着扫帚打他的头 Gavvy hit him over the head with a broom.
那时他才5岁 He was only five.
之后雷克斯就搬走了 Rex moved out after that.
我知道斯图尔特为什么性情大变 I know why Stuart changed.
嘉维特意跑来告诉我 Gavvy came round special to tell me.
我向他保证永远不会说出去 Promised I'd never tell.
3天之后他就自杀了 Three days later he committed suicide.
祝他早日康复 To celebrate his getting better.
不知道干红还是干白好 Couldn't decide red or white.
让他来看看我们 Tell him to come and see us.
我们都等他很久了 We've waited long enough.
不可能永远等着他 Can't wait forever.
000
我爱死你了 Oh, you fucking star.
我差点死了 I almost died.
露丝和约翰怎么样 How are Ruth and John?
不太好 Not good.
约翰没法继续工作 He can't work.
他妻子说他睡着时会哭 Wife says he cries in his sleep.
露丝呢 And Ruth?
她得了癌症 Got cancer.
那帮混蛋 Bastards.
现在你知道我为什么恨这个体制了吧 Now do you see what I mean about the system?
体制 这社会体制能让露丝活下去 The system. It's the system that's going to keep her alive.
这个体制刚刚免费给你安装了 It's the system that's just given you a
5000镑的起搏器 5,000 pound pacemaker for nothing.
二位打扰一下 Excuse me guys,
你们谁知道厕所怎么走 do either of you know where the toilet is?
我刚看到有标上写直走然后左转 I saw a sign that said down there on the left.
多谢 Thanks, mate.
真该死 Fucking hell.
我得抽根烟 I need a cigarette.
整个城镇都像这样 Yeah, the whole town's like it.
都是残疾人 All cripples.
我在一个残疾人学校待了6年 I spent six years in a school like this.
等我像他那样 Day I end up like that, eh,
就死期到了 death day.
收容所像这里一样吗 Care was like this?
不 是残障学校 No. Spagie school.
他们说因为我有肌肉萎缩症 They sent me because of my muscular dystrophy.
所以我不能去正规学校上学 Said I wasn't allowed to go to proper school.
那是70年代 Well, it was the '70s.
奇怪的是 Funny thing, that.
那时我的病情还不太严重 There was nothing wrong with me at that stage.
只不过有点不协调 很难察觉的 I was just a bit uncoordinated, but you'd hardly notice.
但他们说 反正我将来会残废 But they said since I was going to die a spag,
不如提前就适应适应 I might as well get used to the idea.
省得我彻底残废了 无法接受 Before I was too spagie to understand, I suppose.
大家一起读 Now all together.
废物 废物 废物 Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
小瘸子 过来 Gimpy! Oi, gimpy, come here!
找你哥哥去啊 Where's your brother now?
帮我 抱我 爱我啊 Help me! Hold me! Love me!
我们要来杀了你 We're coming to kill you.
他们打你打得厉害吗 Did they kick the shit out of you?
每天都打 Every day, mate.
这是他们放学后的娱乐活动 Give them something to do after school.
之后嘉维就会安慰我 Then Gavvy would console me.
拜托 千万别是豪沃思 Please, not Howarth.
从派普沃斯出院一个月后 Only one month out of Papworth,
指控斯图尔特试图砍下他邻居脑袋的案子 Stuart's day in court for attempting to cut off
终于开庭审理了 his neighbour's head finally arrived.
我们担心法官会是审判露丝和约翰的那个人 We were dreading it would be Ruth and John's old judge.
该死 Oh fuck!
全体起立 有请豪沃思法官 All rise for Justice Howarth.
按这情形 恐怕 At this point Stuart really
斯图尔特下半辈子都要在牢里度过了 was looking at being imprisoned for life.
法院现在开庭 Court is now in session.
本案被告斯图尔特·克莱夫·史都华 This case concerns Stuart Clive Shorter.
寻衅滋事 扰乱治安 拒捕 Affray, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest,
以及在被告公寓中事件 an incident at the accused's flat.
没有 他就说整件事都是胡扯 No. No, he just said the whole thing was nonsense.
所有附加罪名全部驳回 包括谋杀未遂 All that adding charges, taking them away, attempted murder...
我也不知道怎么说 还能说什么呢 I don't know, I mean, what can I say?
这个混蛋走运 侥幸躲过了一切 The lucky bastard got off on a series of technicalities.
你知道豪沃思法官怎么想吗 You know what Judge Howarth thinks about?
该死 抱歉斯图尔特 你没事吧 Oh shit. Stuart, I'm so sorry. Are you alright?
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他自由了 他彻彻底底地自由了 He's free! He's absolutely fucking free.
你可真恶心 Oh, you're disgusting.
醒醒 醒醒 Wakey, wakey.
太阳晒屁股了 伙计 Sun has got his hat on, mate. Sun has got his hat on, mate.
起来吧 Rise and shine!
我妹妹要结婚了 我要去试套西装 Now, I've got to try on a suit for me sister's wedding.
能送我去吗 Can you give me a lift?
你听我给你的磁带了吗 Have you listened to the tape?
那时我9岁 亚历山大 I was nine, Alexander,
才9岁 when it started. Nine.
3年的虐待 It was three years of abuse.
我的亲哥哥 My own brother.
后来又加上他的朋友 And then his mate joined in.
那晚 我实在是忍受不了了 That night, I couldn't take it no more, you know?
他们对我无所不用其极 They had done everything.
用尽了各种招数 There was nothing more they could do.
-还有酒吗 -后面还有 - You got any more of these? - Yeah, backseat, I think.
我觉得妈妈对嘉维的所作所为 I think the reason mum still pampers him like she does
感到内疚了 才一再纵容他到现在 is because she feels guilty about what Gavvy did.
但嘉维对我也一样 But he did the same to me.
我和斯图尔特一样 I'm the same as Stu.
上一分钟还很温顺 下一分钟就急了 One minute, nice as pie; next minute, I'm a rattlesnake.
我是怎么落到这地步的 How'd I get to be like this?
什么扼杀了那个曾经乖巧的小男孩 What murdered the little boy I was?
警察发现嘉维尸体时 说他死前饱受磨难 When the police found Gavvy, they said he'd really suffered.
总是四处乱跑 Legs all over the show.
那孩子受了不少苦 That boy has suffered.
无忧无虑的小家伙 Happy-go-lucky little thing.
拉维拉克先生 Mr Laverack.
可怜的孩子 Poor boy. Poor boy.
刚出狼穴 又如虎口 Out of the frying pan into the fire.
-送我去收容所 -废物 废物 - Put me into care now! - Douchebag! Douchebag!
废物 废物 废物 Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
我们要来杀了你 We're coming to kill you.
他吞下的那些药 The tablets he'd taken had eaten
在他死前腐蚀了他的肾和胃 his kidneys and his liver away before he died.
他一直很贴心 是个无忧无虑的小家伙 Always such a caring boy. Happy-go-lucky little thing.
我很高兴 And I'm glad.
我很高兴嘉维死得很痛苦 I'm glad Gavvy suffered.
这就是嘉维 That's Gavvy.
嘉维和我 That's Gavvy and me.
所以是他扼杀了纯真的你 So he's what murdered the boy you were.
-是他改变了你 -不是他 - What made you change. - Ah, wasn't that.
那是什么 What was it then?
有许多的孩子都有 So many people have had the same
和我类似的童年经历 sort of childhood and experiences as what I have
他们慢慢学会接受这一切 and they learn to accept and cope and live a very,
并且过着正常而有意义的生活 in brackets, normal and competitive life.
这点我很看得开 I'm quite philosophical about that.
如果你能改变你生命中的一件事 If you had to change one thing about your life,
你想改变什么 what would it be?
什么叫一件事 Well, how much is one thing?
我有很多选择 对吗 It's very easy to blame, isn't it?
肌肉萎缩症 Me muscular dystrophy?
被强奸 Nonces?
嘉维 Gavvy?
说实话 改变我自己更容易点 Honestly, it'd be easier to change me.
只能是一件事 One thing only.
我使用暴力的那天 The day I discovered violence.
我的继父说 Me step-father
如果我不出去自己摆平... said if I didn't go out there and stick up for myself...
他就抽我们 he'd belt us once.
那感觉真够爽 Fucking fantastic.
麻雀变老虎了 Weakling became strong.
我开始使用暴力的那天 The day that I found violence
感觉我强壮了50倍 I felt fifty times more strong.
当你被欺负 任人摆布 After you've been bullied and pushed about,
被骂残废后 called spastic,
学会了使用暴力 知道人们对它的恐惧 you learn that violence, and fear of violence,
知道这种疯狂会吓退别人 and madness, it scares people.
我原来会故意激怒自己 I used to deliberately get myself in a rage.
6个月后 我发现无法控制我的情绪了 And after six months, I found I couldn't stop them.
愤怒的感觉不再受我控制 I wasn't making the madness up no more.
你知道吗 亚历山大 You know what, Alexander?
我也不懂我自己 I don't know myself.
我的疯狂 Madness.
有时候我觉得我是撒旦之子 Sometimes I think I'm the child of the devil.
我把魔鬼放进来 I let the devil in.
现在没法赶他出去了 Now I can't get him out.
我试过... I tried...
用火烧 用刀割 burning him out, and cutting him out, and...
他根本都不在意 he don't take no notice.
他又为什么会注意呢 Why should he?
魔鬼也不想无家可归啊 He don't wanna be homeless.
还剩最后一个问题 You know, there's still one question left.
-什么问题 -你猜 - What's that, mate? - Guess.
我们用倒叙的方式写书 We're writing the book backwards,
那我们最后需要些什么 so what's the last bit of information we need?
你的生日是哪天 What's your date of birth?
我叫斯图尔特·克莱夫·史都华 I am Stuart Clive Shorter.
我出生于 I was born
1968年9月19日 on the 19th of the 9th, 1968.
所以 你今年... So, you're...
-今年33岁 -我33岁 我老了 - You're 33. - I am 33. I'm getting older, as they say.
我过着极具争议的 And I have led a very controversial
不愉快的生活 and unpleasant life.
我这伴郎怎么样 Eh? Best man or what, eh?
场面肯定很宏大 It is gonna be grand.
FM95.7兆赫 AM1026兆赫 95.7 FM. And 1026 AM.
BBC剑桥广播 BBC Radio Cambridgeshire.
在隧道靠近法国那端 ...near the French entrance to the channel tunnel.
警方已经正式确认了 Police have now formally indentified
今早在剑桥附近火车事故中 the man who died after being hit by a train
死亡男子的身份 near Cambridge early this morning.
斯图尔特·史都华 33岁 来自沃特比奇 He was Stuart Shorter, a 33-year-old from Waterbeach.
警方已通知验尸官 The coroner has been informed and
尸检将择日进行 an inquest will take place at a date to be fixed.
朱迪丝吗 我是亚历山大 Judith? It's Alexander.
赞颂主耶稣基督的神与父 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ.
是自杀吗 Was it suicide?
我不清楚 他没有留遗言 I don't know. He didn't leave a note.
但自杀的人通常也不会留遗言 But then, suicides often don't.
我唯一知道的就是他站在了 All I do know is that he stepped
11点15剑桥开往斯林恩的铁轨上 in front of the 11:15 Cambridge to Kings Lynn.
主说 我已征服了全世界 ... have overcome the world, says the Lord.
斯图尔特的尘世生活已然结束 Since the Earthly life of Stuart has come to an end,
我们在此安葬他的遗体 we commit his body to be buried.
尘归尘 土归土 Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
让往生者安宁 让在世者重获解脱 In sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life.
-以我主耶稣基督之名 阿门 -阿门 - To our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen. - Amen.
你好亚历山大 我是斯图尔特 Hello, Alexander. It's Stuart.
你好 斯图尔特 Hello, Stuart.
我是喝了很多酒 但是... You know, admitting I've had lots to drink and that,
我还是一直在想我哥哥做的事 but I can't help reflect about my brother
还有他那些朋友 and my brother's friend.
我家人都不相信我 And they didn't believe me.
他们根本不管 And they didn't care.
对我的虐待 The abuse.
让我去做那些 Being asked to do things that
我想任何11岁的孩子 I wouldn't have thought possible that anyone
都不可能去做的事 could ask of an 11-year-old.
我就一直抗拒啊 抗拒 I'm just head-butting, and head-butting,
抗拒 再抗拒 and head-butting, and head-butting.
你说的越多 他们越是不相信你 The more that you speak, the more they disbelieve.
没有任何人相信我说的 And nobody was listening to anything I had to say.
我喝醉以后 When I've got my drink inside me
就坐在这 I sit here
和我自己说疯话 having mad conversations with myself.
说着要怎么自虐 Talking about mutilating myself,
要自杀 killing myself,
找那些该负责的人来报仇 tracking down those who are responsible.
我真想就此躺下 一死了之 I want to just lay down and die.
我觉得自己很肮脏 太糟糕了 I feel so dirty, and fucking horrible
憎恨还攻击那些我身边的人 and hating and attacking anyone I get close to.
我只是想 I just wish
哪怕只一次 once
能不再暴躁 能获得解脱 there could be an escape from this madness.
这本书最终于2005年4月出版 The book was finally published in April 2005.
如果斯图尔特看到的话 他一定会喜欢 I think Stuart would have liked it.
你的苦痛 There's nothing I could say
我无言以对 To make you try to feel okay
我的内疚 And nothing you could do
你也束手无策 To stop me feeling the way I do
若是冥冥之中 And if the chance should happen
你我无缘再会 That I never see you again
请你记得 你将常在我心 Just remember that I'll always love you.
在现实的另一边 I'd be a better person on
我会洗心革面 the other side I'm sure.
在绝望的下一站 You'd find a way to help yourself,
路会柳暗花明 And find another door.
路途坎坷 卸去包裹 To shrug off minor incidents,
昂首启程 And make us both feel proud.
只是希望 我能陪你 I'd just wish I could be there
走过此程 To see you through.